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Drive me away!

I have an enormous backlog of half-finished articles, links and videos and cool things, brilliant ideas, flash fictions that fade in the middle… I haven’t had time or internet access sufficient to get them all out to you.

It actually isn’t due to spending all my time on Google+, honest. See above, lack of internet access (thanks, Verizon).

But here are a couple, at least:

I have a new Science in My Fiction article, on self-driving cars. Want!

I’m a reader, most or all of my friends are readers, many of my acquaintances are readers. But is that something we should expect of everyone?

The truth about Van Halen’s brown M&Ms. This is fascinating, and clever.

The absolutely wonderful and highly influential Hermione Granger series.

And some Friday music.

This Cold Mailmen video really is stop motion. They did it in a set of Norwegian office buildings that were vacant and set to be demolished.

Full of fascination

The internet, that is, luring me away from whatever it was that I was supposed to be doing. And really, it’s too hot to be doing anything, so why not? (Don’t answer that, please.)

Some highlights:

How sci-fi let women be in charge – I’m bothered by the title. “Let women be in charge” is rather condescending. The whole article feels a little off to me, as if it were written by someone (a woman) who doesn’t respect or understand genre fiction, but researched a few things for the story. But maybe I was just thrown by the title, something the writer probably didn’t get to choose. And as always, don’t read the comments.

Switching gears entirely, a dense and thought-provoking essay on the roots of fantasy from Cat Valente, her Guest of Honor lecture at Mythcon. It’s worth the time to read, and then reread, and then ponder.

The photo of the day.

I’m going to be at Confluence in Pittsburgh this weekend. Anyone else going to be there?

Bunnies

The damned things are breeding like bunnies: I have seven short stories in progress, plus a double-handful of fragments and ideas, and just added another to the list. Plus, um, three novels-in-progress. One entirely drafted and being revised (yes, really), one about 2/3 way through, but in need of gobs of work, and one in near-complete outline. Plus a fourth, that has setting and character, and nothing else.

Yes, even at that developmental stage I can tell the difference between a novel idea and a story idea. The latter is a geode, something small and shiny that I can cup in my hands, while a novel idea is the entire landscape.

I don’t think I ever posted a picture of the faeriestone I found along the shore of Lake Michigan. It’s dark gray and black, and has holes pierced all the way through. I can hold it to my eye and see out the other side, always useful for seeing things that aren’t there. And it’s sparkly inside.

That’s a short story.

I have three that need to be tweaked and resubmitted. They should not spend as much time lazing around the house as they do. The dog and the cat are entitled; the stories need someone else to love them. I’m tempted to shove them farther down the food chain, just to get them out, but I will try a few more of the top places first.

And then there are the three stories that I need to finish. This morning’s plan was to arise early and work on them. One has a lovely (well, not really at all pleasant, but eye-catching) beginning and an ending that makes me happy, but neither title nor middle. The second was started for a project-with-deadline, and it has a setting and character and feel and ending, plus some thoughts, but I’ve found an even more appropriate place to send it, one which would avoid a constraint that’s been niggling at me. And the third? That’s the replacement for the deadline-intended story that’s been sidetracked. It has a title, and a disturbing and intriguing main character, and a potential ending. I can work with that, I think.

I have the most fun writing short stories if, like the geode, I have the entire tale in my grasp before I write it. Sometimes I have to write it to learn what the tale is, and I have a harder time with that.

So as I said, I was going to write early this morning, when it was quiet and cool. Instead, I have been stalking authors I like on the internets (reading old blogs, nothing actually creepy). This is interesting, and perhaps somewhat useful even, but not directly relevant to any of the things I should be doing. The same is true for blogging, and yet.

I also picked a bowl of black raspberries and made them into whole-wheat sourdough scones, a practice I highly recommend.

I should be finishing these stories, and I should be working, because I am desperately behind at the office. And there is this fascinating side project that should have been done a year ago. I am ever full of things to do, in a way that vastly exceeds my ability to do them. And this is after weeding out the less-suitable ones, truly.

So. I will go look for a story-middle or two in the shower, and I will make a caffeinated beverage that it isn’t too hot to drink, and I will turn off the internet (much though I love you all), and I will write.

You don’t even want to know

But until I come up with something suitable for public dissemination, here, have a fun thing.

Science!

Here.

Enjoy! Leave comments there!

Help me I’m melting

Chuck Wendig, on writing myths.

Short version: writers are not Speshul Snowflakes.

NY Rainbow

Empire State Rainbow

Good job, New York.

The Emperor’s Decrees

The Emperor sneezed. Even the torrential downpour hadn’t settled the spring pollen. Curse those catilies! Everyone planted them for the vibrant pink blooms, but he was violently allergic. There should be a law.

The Emperor looked down at the paper he held. No, ninety decrees was enough, even if he’d forgotten the catily flowers. One couldn’t expect one’s subjects to bear too much.

The Emperor stepped out from the doorway where he’d huddled against the rain. Scattered hailstones crunched underfoot. He could feel each one through the worn soles of his boots. Nobody was in the square, but the Emperor knew they would come.

“Decree the First: There shall be no talking goldfish in municipal fountains.” This worried him. A goldfish had spoken to him yesterday while he was washing his face.

It said, “Blurble blurb,” and he couldn’t figure out what that meant, but he knew it was important. The Emperor didn’t want the goldfish repeating its message to his enemies. The simple solution was to ban all talking goldfish in public places. He’d never seen a goldfish swimming on the cobblestones, so he only needed to ban them from the fountains.

A little girl in a grubby dress stopped before him as he read the fourth decree, the one about encouragement of fireflies. They should be offered food and drink in exchange for their flickering lights. He didn’t know what exactly they ate or drank, but that was why one had advisors, to attend to such details.

The little girl threw something at him. He was momentarily distracted by the way her pigtails swirled as she pulled her arm back, then released, but he still managed to dodge the whatever-it-was, and it splatted on the cobblestones behind him.

The square filled with people, flushed couples arm in arm, a few with stern-faced chaperones. The musicians must be taking a break, giving everyone a bit of fresh air before they returned to the whirl of the dance. The Emperor raised his voice, pleased to have such a large audience for his decrees. “Fifteen. The dreadnaughts of the Empire shall be kept free of limpets at all times.” He was a bit fuzzy on what a limpet was, perhaps a large goldfish, but the Emperor was quite certain that they did not mix well with his navy’s ships.

He sneezed again. His throat was getting rough with reading all these decrees, but the Emperor knew that he could make it through all ninety. He was the divinely-anointed Emperor, and he could do whatever was needful. He read on.

“Forty-three.” He was interrupted by a pair of his city guards before he could start to read the body of the forty-third decree.

“We’re sorry, Your Emperorship, but there’s been a threat on your life. You need to come with us, and we’ll protect you. The Emperor recognized the guard who spoke. The man was a loyal subject, often protecting him at night. The second guard grinned foolishly at his companion. The Emperor saw, but chose to ignore the man’s disrespect.

“I must finish announcing my decrees to my loyal subjects,” he replied. “You may wait here until I’m finished.”

“I don’t think so, old man,” the second guard said. “We’ve got orders to bring you in. You’re disturbing the law-abiding citizens, the ones who ain’t crazy.”

The Emperor folded up his ninety decrees and tucked them into his breast pocket, his hands shaking. He would read the next batch tomorrow evening. Eventually his subjects would have heard them all, and the best empire in the world would become even better. He followed the guards, secure in the knowledge that they would protect him for the evening, keep him warm and out of the rain, maybe even feed him. They didn’t bother to take his arms; he’d never given them any trouble.

He felt for the tiny gold coin sewn into the hem of his tattered jacket. It comforted him to feel it there. It reminded him of his mother when she was happy. Before she died screaming, bathed in her own blood and that of his father, as he watched through the fringe that concealed his hiding place.

His father’s face was on the coin, though the Emperor never dared take it out of its concealment to look at his features, so like what he saw reflected in the fountain. Before he got old, at least, and without so many goldfish.

Sometimes, late at night, the Emperor wished his mother’s face had been stamped on the coin instead.


This is another twitter-inspired short piece. I collected prompts, and spent under an hour plotting and writing. No revision, no editing; what you get is what you get, but they’re a great antidote to writer angst.

Tonight’s prompts:

Prompts
the Universe: 90 decrees (geometry typo); catilies (fascinating captcha word)
Nick: dreadnaught; harassment
@quasigeo: hailstorm; contra dance
@notmoro: fireflies
@notanyani: allergies; pink
@jaymgates: mismanaged schedules; talking goldfish; pigtails
@ravyn the Incredible Mr. Limpet

Uphill all the way down

My brain is full of science, but I’ve also been writing fiction, trying to write a couple hundred words a night. That’s not much — I can write 10,000 on a really good day if I’m remarkably motivated and already know what happens — but it’s something. Science takes a lot of brain power, and there’s only so much to go around.

Even that tiny bit is work. I’m writing a science fiction story, and I have a backdrop and opening that make me happy, and an ending that both fits and provokes, and I can’t for the life of me connect them. I’ve already tried and discarded a range of middles, and none of them work. There has to be a way for A to meet B.

Right?

I mean, with an opening line like, “A can-can line of blue elephants gyrated through the wormhole void,” how can I go wrong? Lots of ways, apparently.

Then there’s novel revisions, a whole different class of struggle. Confession time: I finished the first draft in January. I haven’t even read the whole thing yet.

Yeah.

I could make excuses, but really. I can’t even read a single short novel in five months? The draft is under 80k, after all.

Apparently not.

I know what I need to do to it. In the process of writing the first draft, I figured out the major themes and motivations and character points, and now I need to go back and work them in in such a way that it looks like they’ve already been there. I know all the major plot points, all the twists and turns, the underlying political and social structure, what distinguishes my story from Standard Fantasy Plot B (I hope).

More mechanically, I need to take out two POV characters: my neat parallel POV structure relating age and gender doesn’t work, and needs to go. That’s not a big deal. I also need to make sure the sentence-scale writing matches my current ability level, greatly improved since I started the project. I can handle that; mechanics don’t scare me.

It’s all that other stuff. It all fits together so beautifully in my head, and there’s no way I can make it do the same on paper. I read enough author blogs to know that not only am I not alone in this, it’s pretty much universal.

That inability to bring the elegant concept to life on paper isn’t unique to novels. Short stories are easier, though, because the concept is by necessity simpler. Not that short story writing is easier, but managing 3000 words of theme and concept is a less-daunting task than managing 80k, or 100k. There’s room for a lot more, and a novel needs its full quota of stuff if it’s going to be any good. The time and skullsweat investment for a short story is a lot less too. I can manage several week-long rewrites, but even contemplating several multimonth rewrites is nearly impossible.

Nonfiction has the same requirement, if expressed and executed differently, but I’ve been writing professional-level nonfiction for a long time and I know how to do it. And I’m starting to grasp the techniques for short stories. I suppose that means that I can learn them for novels.

But I have to read the damned thing first, don’t I?

Priorities

It’s not that I don’t love you all, I’ve just been wrapped up in science.

science

Right now it doesn’t matter what it is to anyone but me.

science

But it’s complicated, and fun, and vastly overdue, and I’ve finally gotten a handle on it.

science

For the curious, I use R for everything, including these figures.

science

Isn’t it pretty?