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Amazon screenshot

Amazon screenshot

Can’t read that? How about this?

Amazon screenshot

Amazon screenshot

That would be a 77. No, really. It would. Right there, just below my name. I’m having trouble believing it myself.

And here’s the photo version. We’re in good company.

Amazon screenshot

Amazon screenshot

This anthology started as a twitter joke, and was picked up by a small press and became (sort of) serious. Jaym Gates and Erika Holt did a ridiculous amount of work putting it together – thanks! All the marketing has been online, through twitter, blogs, facebook.

And it worked, far better than anyone expected.

Edit: Um. Can you all see this too? That’s a #45 isn’t it?

Amazon screenshot 45

Amazon screenshot 45

Edit: 8pm. #39. #1296.

Edit: Sometime over night – #30 and #795.

Right now it’s at 34 and 806. Congrats to everyone involved!!!

Zombie Day!

Braaaaaiiiinnnsss!!!

No, really I mean Booooookkkkksssss!!!

Rigor Amortis

Rigor Amortis

I’m very pleased to say that I received my contributor copies of Rigor Amortis earlier this week, and it is fabulous!

It is now available on Amazon. If you’re thinking of buying one from Amazon today would be an excellent day to do so.

There will be an online release party at Bitten by Books, and various authors will be giving micro-readings on twitter during the next week. Look for the #rigoramortis hashtag.

I’m “reading” at 5pm EDT today (10/1) but be warned – we have a 3-tweet reading limit!

Edit: As of 3:30pm:
# Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #2,840 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
#96 in Books > Literature & Fiction > Genre Fiction > Horror

Lunchbreak – video edition

It’s Monday. What other reason do I need for posting some lunchtime entertainment.

This first video is guaranteed to make you happy for at least 3 minutes and 36 seconds. Unless you don’t like dogs, I suppose. But possibly even then! (OK-GO has been featured here before. If you need more cheering, you should go (re) watch that video too.)

This one is incredibly geeky. But if you don’t like incredibly geeky, why are you here?


(Via Make.)

The third and last video probably doesn’t make you as happy as it makes me, but it makes me happy enough to compensate for that! For anyone who hasn’t been following along, I have a story in this anthology, due out real soon now! (I will have some signed copies – if you let me know you will want one I’ll make sure to save one for you.)

There. Doesn’t your Monday feel better? Mine does!

Day 2

Slow morning, wrote less than a thousand words. But after an afternoon away from the house I sat down for a marathon three-hour session and wrote well over three thousand words, bringing me to 4100 for the day, or 7000 so far. Just 3000 more tomorrow and I will meet my goal!

If I’m going to do this sort of writing binge very often, I definitely need a better desk chair. And a better desk, for that matter.

Whew!

So did you check out the Hugo winners yet? I’m very pleased, and especially so to see that Peter Watts won one. (And I love his shirt too – this was taken at the award ceremony.)

Congrats also to Clarkesworld – now I can say I’ve been published in a Hugo-winning semiprozine!

And congratulations to everyone who won, and to those who were nominated. It was a good slate this year, and very tough competition.

I hope to be on that list someday. I just need to keep writing, and get a lot better.

Zombies!!!

With cover art! And contributor bios! And a release date!

Rigor Amortis cover art

Rigor Amortis cover art

Rigor Amortis, coming soon via Absolute XPress.

So very exciting! Even if I’m actually a bit scared to read the whole thing…

A brief explanation

I feel like I should explain a bit about the previous story and its “possible fanfic” attribution.

Yesterday was a beautiful late summer day, not as meltingly hot as it has been, and Nick and I had a picnic under along a trout stream in the next valley over. After dinner I watched the water ripples reflect on the willows and began to think about how I’d describe the scene in prose.

This made me very happy – my summer is such that I hadn’t written any fiction since June, nor even had much of a brain to think about fiction. Chaos is ebbing, my brain is starting to return, and ideas are once again bubbling up.

Last month I bought a copy of Elizabeth Bear’s Blood and Iron for my friend Laura since she hadn’t read any Bear and I was positive she’d like it (and she did). Of course I had to pull out my own copy and re-read it. I hadn’t looked at it since my first read, and now that I wasn’t as focused on what was happening, I could pay more attention to Bear’s prose. I think she writes fabulous sentences, and every so often she describes how she hones them.

Could I describe my streamside in something approximating the style of Bear? With a bit of story, and in exactly 150 words?

Having set myself that challenge, it seemed entirely reasonable to wish for a kelpie, and to borrow the title of Blood and Iron‘s sequel (though not so much Bear’s kelpie. And if you haven’t read B&I or W&W? Go, now.)

So how’d I do? It was good practice. The description is largely better than usual, which says more about my usual than whether I achieved what I wanted. I don’t think the story came through very well in the subtle way that I tried to get it across and given the word count. But then, I’m not sure its a bad thing that there’s more than one way to read it. I may try revising it to see if I can keep the same length and style constraints but more focus.

My commentary is now more than twice as long as the story, probably because it didn’t take nearly as long to write.

Whiskey and Water

Afternoon light drew long shadows before me, cast flickering stream ripples onto the overhanging willow trunks. I sipped slowly from the cup cradled in my right hand, peat drifting across my tongue.

I probably should have been surprised when the horse rose from the water. Droplets sprayed over me from his black mane as he paced up the bank. I lifted my cup, and the kelpie bent his muzzle to inhale the rich vapors.

Shakily I rose, his flank cold and damp where I leaned for support. He watched me from one eye, head canted back, silver tracery glinting on his dark leather bridle.

He knelt when I failed at boosting myself onto his back. Were his victims ever in need of so little coaxing, or so much help? Cruelty or compassion, I needed no glamour to ride him into the depths. Here, now, while I could make my own choice.

[Fanfic? Maybe.]

Writing projects

I haven’t been writing much for the blog because I’ve been writing for other projects:

  • A Crossed Genres Science in My Fiction article about satellite images I neglected to tell you about when it came out (I was out of town – sorry!).
  • My application for Viable Paradise. I made the wait list last year, and am determined to turn in the best possible application this year.
  • One of my resolves for the year was to be more diligent about submitting new stories and resubmitting ones that had been rejected. I’ve not been as good about that as I’d like, but I did revise and submit a couple lately. And I sold one! (Details to follow.) I have another out (to someplace out of my league, but why not?), and am sending something to Rigor Amortis, a zombie romance/erotica anthology.

Thus, not much writing brain or time left for blogging. I’m having a little bit of trouble balancing everything, and blogging tends to fall off the bottom of the list.

Sunshine

Last century a cartoon appeared on lab doors: “Save the world. Teach your dog to photosynthesize.” It wasn’t a joke now. No dogs though, because fur interfered with solar absorption. Alexander popped a marshmallow into his mouth, his sweet tooth not satisfied by the sugars he made himself. Scientists had experimented on themselves for centuries, sidestepping permission and derision alike. How else to know if the models, the naked mice, the years of work had succeeded?

His deep green skin provided all the carbohydrates he needed, though he still craved proteins and minerals. No more would starve because corn fed machines instead of people. He put up the latest microscope images with clothespins: chloroplasts embedded in his epidermis. He lifted one of his chlorophyllaceous mice from its sunlamp and stroked it.

The airborne spores would solve all the world’s energy problems. He just needed enough land for 9 billion people to sunbathe.

Vampire Fears

He stopped her hand as she reached for the bedside lamp, fingers biting into her wrist. “Leave it on.” She shrugged, though she preferred cloaking darkness. The relief in his eyes morphed into inky hunger. She gathered her long hennaed hair off her neck and turned her head away. His fingers smoothed the last tendrils from her scarred skin, sending a tremor of fear and desire down her spine. She closed her eyes; she could have that much privacy. After, he lay sated next to her, as relaxed as he ever got, and she dared to ask. “No, of course I’m not afraid of the dark. That would be foolish. It’s the monster under the bed.” Her friends would laugh when she told them that. She dozed then, lethargic from blood loss. She didn’t notice when he left, turning out the light, didn’t notice until cold clammy fingers gripped her ankle.