If you want skeletons and spiders and wodewoses, you’ll have to look elsewhere.
I have instead something truly disturbing: antimicrobial faucets (from Moen, sold by Home Depot).
Because your water source is a great place to be encouraging antibiotic-resistant bacteria, right? (An extra-exciting thought from @ianrosewrites.)
It’s not like we’re having any trouble with antibiotic resistance, after all.
Aaaaaaah. What he’ll is wrong with people? (I know I’ve been overusing this one recently, but is so useful…)
What the hell is wrong with my fingers? Bad fingers. No typos.