After these contacts with the Middle District Court:
one letter mailed from my oncologist;
3 emails from me, detailing progressively more disgusting chemo side effects and progressively stronger ADA requests for reasonable accommodation;
one phone message from me;
(no reply to any of the above)
one phone message from my oncologist;
one fax from my oncologist;
one phone call to my oncologist;
accompanied by assorted voice and email messages between me and oncologist, and a whole lot of complaining on twitter (and it’s really too bad the court doesn’t have a twitter account, or they’d have been SWAMPED with appalled people):
Status: Excused
You are not required to report for jury duty at this time.
WHY WAS THAT SO HARD?
The mills of the gods (and government) grind slowly, though they grind exceedingly small. Also, don’t rule out stupidity.
Because . …. ummm I got nuthin…
It was hard because you’re obviously a big fakety, fake faker. If you were a REAL patriot, you’d have sucked up that “chemo” and marched your ungrateful, cancerous butt down to the courthouse to perform YOUR CIVIC DUTY.
Where I would have gladly held your coat while you vomited all over the Judge’s shoes.
Wow.