It’s 1779 miles from Hobbiton to Mount Doom.
I and some friends started keeping track on 24 July. It’s 458 miles to Rivendell: I got there in late October. It’s 920 miles from Rivendell to Lothlorien, and I got there mid-January. I’m now 1160 miles into the hike, and have a couple hundred miles to go before I get to Rauros.
Just over 600 miles to Mordor, something like four months. I’m a whole lot slower than the hobbits, although the pace has picked up considerably since the boxer arrived at the end of September.
Oh dear. I haven’t updated the spreadsheet in roughly forever.
Well, they went much of the way by boat!
Picturing the boxer in a boat… *shudder* I think I’ll walk, thankyouverymuch.
Do you know how many miles you have to walk before you meet a girl so fair? Because when you do, you need to keep an eye on her, lest Gollum and that e-ee-eeevil one creep up and slip away with her, her-er, yeeeeah….
Girls? Nobody told me I got to meet girls!
Bonus!!!